Relationships!

Strange how some people take good advice and pretty much tell you to fuck off...:) thats always fun to be like... remember when i said to do that thing? and u didnt? well ha ha sucker!:)

Weddings are stupid

Well maybe not stupid but when you dont have a date and everyone there is OLD or taken that spells out another fun evening of brian sitting by himself and not just in a room by himself! no no its better than that!:) its a room full of people! ha anyway! i guess i shouldn't sound to bitter about it i guess there is possibility for white people to get drunk and make an ass of themselvs on the dance floor... so thats a plus... sorta

Oh side note...

Drinking on a thursday night and having to work the next morning isn't always the smartest thing to do! I got a ride from a friend around 6:12 in the morning after getting to bed around 3:30-4:00am. I not in the kind of shape to remember what time it was or why i was sleeping in bed with a married man, but thats neither here nor there. So moving on i relize i think i should change my alarm tone on my mobile because sleeping through it and finally waking up to 2 voice messages on my phone of Mark sounding mighty pissed that i'm not up yet and that hes in the alley waiting for my hung over ass. So scounging for a plastic bag(just in case) i head out the side door into the ally where mark had been waiting 10 minutes. By the time we made it back to marks apartment i was ready to place what was left in my stomach in marks toilet. So i guess moral of the story is if u are going to drink on a thursday night... be sure to be as explicit on the phone so that he/she is happy that you are not coming into the office and making a mess on the floor and/or copy machine.

Another exciting friday night!

OK so since everyone i fucking know is either married, getting married in less than 12 hours, or getting married within the year... it means brian is gona have a dull friday night. Hmmm maybe i should get married too. Get me some trailer park princess and make her an honest woman? Who knows maybe my lauralene is waiting for me on some dirt porch somewhere? Sigh some day... some day...