Come children.. There is a new church forming...

Church of the holy Tax Shelter.

We are proud to announce we are now accepting membership. With your pledge to forever be a member of this church you get your very own cherry flavored cyanide freezer pops while supplies last(also available in holy water flavor). Sign up sheet in the back of the wall of the YMCA. Meetings will be held bi-weekly in the basement of my parents house. We look forward to taking your money.
With Regards
The super mega exulted leader D.