Real men use umbrellas

It's raining in Chicago today. I knew that before I got downtown and yet I still don't bring like to bring umbrellas. It's up there with eating by yourself in public places and using the bathroom in a rest stop. It's just something your not suppose to use. When I find myself wet and hidding under a one of many Starbuck's awnings(thanks to them for having 6 shops on every block) I almost break down and buy an umbrella. Of coure I don't because that would be a good idea and umbrellas are gay(not that there is anything wrong with that)...
Well off into the rain again I go... and more Buck's awnings....
BD