What are you suppose to say....

Recently found out one of my friends got married legally by the state of Illinois. Most of his friends had no idea he was married up until a couple of days ago. Well lets just say there was a little "surprise" in the oven. I guess he did the right thing, but that's pretty fucked up. So this friend... He's been known to do really stupid things... It's been a while since he's done anything to shake our heads at but he never fails to let us down. So raise your beer for unprotected sex.... Gets ya every time.... (Does anyone else here the sound of a shotgun?)