Marshmallows in cereal....

You know I'm conflicted on this one. I really like sweet things and you can't get much sweeter than marshmallows in cereal. The thing is it just doesn't feel right. Hot chocolate sure, Smores great, and then the paradoxical rice crispy treat(just to good for its own damn good). I think marshmallows should mind its own beeswax. I mean wait till the gang hears of this. The Cocopuffs bird guy is just koo-koo for his Cocopuffs. Toucan Sam is apart of the gay mafia, "jew want dem to mess jew up guud." Count chocula is gona fucking kill you... dude he's vampire.. have you ever seen a vampire hopped up on sugar and the blood of young children who just had his cereal... you don't want to run into that in a dark kitchen pantry?!