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Well I've hit an all time low. I was so bored I did a search of myself on google. BD I never knew I was a famous jazz pianist! I know I'm talented because it says so on the internet and when has anyone lied on the internet? Also turns out I'm British I had no idea but that would explain my fascination with bread pudding and my bad oral hygiene. I'm as limey as "Coca-cola with lime." Same classic taste with a twist! Sponsors you know how they get if you don't plug the product. Speaking of products, Don't forget to buy my new album "Jazz for the Youth of Uganda" Those crazy kids love me. Also, NPR will be playing my new single "It's laundry day and I'm not wearing underwear." Well thanks for coming and drink more coke with lime!
BD