What to do what to do...

When it's to early to go home and to late to go into the office what do you do? Drive around the block a few times or a dozen. Take the longest way possible to get back to the office that includes going the complete opposite direction. Make those four left turns and swear you've never seen that Baklava Shop before. Stop at every gas station and ask for the most obscure candy you can think of then run out of the store in a huff because they do not carry it. Take every hand out some homeless person offers you. Then run off yelling "sucker" at the top of your lungs!