The friction of mice and man...

Today I ran into the classic Struggle of one "special" person and their difficult mouse. I will not divulge this persons name. For her shame is to great to be known by her real name lets call her Debby. So Debby looks as if she could have 1 chromosome to many... I witnessed the Struggle between the two of them and scratched my head because I was slightly confused about the field they choose to play on! I think to myself maybe she enjoys the friction. Of course my curiosity always gets the better of me so I ask, "Does your mouse move to fast for you?" She replies with a little bit of disdain, "No, as a matter of fact I think it moves to slow." Even more perplexing, I look down at our little mouse friend and I see the problem at hand. I look at her and say "I think I see the problem..." I can see the cogs moving in her head and she replies "really what do you think it is..." I pick up the mouse carefully.... and flip the fucking mouse pad right side up.