Indiana is a lovely place. Not sure why anyone would be there for more than 5 minutes, but hell people do crazy things like eat change and dirt! Besides the exotic locale, it went off with out a hitch. The bride didn't run off with the groom’s cat and the groom didn't turn into a pumpkin. So all and all a very good night! Although we did not see the mating call of the Whiteman(or the Scientific name: candidus facina tripudio) on the dance floor with shaking of the hips and the snapping of the fingers. I think the bride and groom by the end of the night wanted nothing more than to end the night by saying "leave the gifts by the door and get the fuck out!" We did end up getting booted out with the classic bartender slogan "you gotta leave people we are about to lose our virginity..." Well at least I've heard it used more than a few times. Anyway! I just wanted to congratulate one of my closest friends on getting married to a wonderful girl! I just want to leave one bit of advice for our new couple! Don't forget to stock up on toilet paper!
BD