It's good to be rich...

In a very swanky suburb of Chicago there's a magical place that welcomes all who have $3k to drop a week! This place looks like something out of a Martha Stewart's minimum security prison. From the imported Sand in the volley ball courts and the creepy bronzed kids playing baseball in the front. Some people just have entirely way to much money. What happened to sticking a kid in the corner of the a room, then say "the paint chips aren't going to eat themselves Johnny!" (while pointing like an evil monkey) If I ever strike it rich I swear I'm going to make my kids do all the yard work and clean the pool. I would be like "Damnit when I was your age I had to clean a pool twice as small as this one! Be thankful with what you have you little bastard! Oh go get daddy another Vodka and tonic..."
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