Who invented that damn chainsaw anyway!

Bowling is a strange sport. Hurling a ball down a well waxed alley at 10 wooden phallic pins doesn't sound like a normal thing. Placing your 3 fingers into holes in the ball feels like I've done something really dirty and I should be ashamed, very ashamed. Anyway, this sport could only have seen the light of day because some fat man cut his way out of his basement with chain saw. You can picture it now some bowling pin shaped man waddling out of his home with a greasy holed bowling ball in his hand. Think of all the nail breaking sports we were spared because that person didn't actually own some sort of cutting tool. White people are strange!:)
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