Aspiring to greatness...

I would like to give props to all the bosses out there that can get away with doing literally nothing all day long. It is such an impressive feat of human guile that I am caught in it like deer in headlights of a 40 ton truck. I have a boss that is quite good at dodging responsibility. I am not even sure what his job description even is. His use of common sports terms such as "don't drop the ball" or "I am calling an audible on this one I'm going to need you to take care of this!" Such a crafty way of putting things gets his players... I mean employees ready for the day. Whenever problems arise he immediately says "I will check into it" and is never heard from again. Plausible deniability is the key to any good leadership roll and he has them in Aces! His lack of memory for anything other than lunch, your screw ups, and leaving 1 hour before quitting time is very much like selective alzheimer's. Very useful in slithering your way out of any real problem. I could only hope that my children's children could be so great!