I Heart Gary, Indiana

Recently I had the pleasure of visiting this majestic land of spoiled eggs and factories as far as the eye can see. The upscale part of town really speaks to me in some way I really can't describe. The Mcdonalds and KFC/Taco bell restaurant strip made it very hard for me to choose were to dine. Being the purist I pulled in the to the Mcdo(pronounced Mick - dough) for something quick. I was actually looking for something that had a WiFi spot, but in Gary Indiana I had about as much chance finding that as I would finding someone there with their full own set of teeth. So while dining at this fine McDo establishment I was offered oral gratification in the bathroom for a mere 5 bucks! It took a moment to way the situation. A fish fillet or a Blow job in the bathroom by a homeless woman. Hmmm I turned her down and proceeded to eat my other fish sandwich in the car...