'arry Potta fans!!!!

Lemme see some action in the back section? Wave your hands like you just don't care?

Ha sorry, anyway so I bought my book from Amazon. There was a little side note saying that anyone using a "more frugal" shipping rate may not get their book on time for release date. Of course I immediately called the person responsible for telling me that I would receive my book the day of. Oh blew up like test dummy Buster from "Mythbusters." Anyway so I did some wrong doing and I purchased a 2nd book knowing full well I was going to return the Amazon book when it arrived 6 days late. So I arranged for a midnight pick up being the huge geek I am from Barns and Noble. I actually went to a party the night of and of course being the spoiled little brat I am I still expected to be able to pick up my book at 1am. So Leaving the party at midnight I sped all the way home and pull in to the lot of the book store. Being the undeserving lucky bastard(my friends will swear to this) that I am, I of course was the last person in line I got my book in less than 2 minutes. After phoning someone to find out the status of their night and line waiting like the common Muggle, she mentioned she had waited a considerably longer than 2 minutes. I gloated like Hermione in D.A.D.A class. So come Saturday my doorbell rings and look what it is... My book from Amazon actually did come on time. Slightly annoyed ,I guess all my planning and scheming all out the window. Yet again... If it wasn't for you FUCKING kids... I would have gotten away with it