Sticky rice vs the world
Wow have you ever noticed what a weird word yellow is? And no I not on anything. I've been looking around on friendster and is it me or do the yellows like to stick together like glutinous rice? Every Asian on friendster has at least 5 group shots with no less than 5 no more 20 other yellows in the background. I think I missed line where they were handed out the cute Asian crews. I have one yellow friend I'm pretty sure we hang out to keep each other honest. Being around white people can do funny things to you. Like eat chop suey and crab rangoon all the while thinking man I wish I could cook authentic Chinese like this Mexican line cook! Maybe its a pack mentality. Keeps the group relatively safe from the yellow fevered white boys who want their little Asian sex toy. You can just picture it...
Asian 1: Oh I think we lost May... Where did she go? She was right behind me...
Asian 2: just keep moving there's another one! Oh my god he's driving a civic with a stripe on it... RUN!
I guess the Asian bond is like the water in the rice cooker eh?


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