House bling...

Ok, I drive past this one house every single day. It has large white columns and looks like a nice house. Right out in front there are these two giant ass statues of lions roaring. For a long time they were the same color as the house. I guess in recent years they decided that it looked pretty shitty to have white giant ass roaring lion statues. They have now painted them yellow and brown. It adds a much more realistic giant ass roaring lion look I am sure they were going for in the first place. Now they have two semi-realistic brown and yellow giant ass roaring lion statues guarding the front door. Can you imagine any person who had to ring their doorbell? Oh my god 2 semi-realistic giant ass stone lions are going to attack me. I am done for!*eiiiiiiii* (I will post a pic as soon as I can summon the courage to get close enough!)