Tasty Triangle Tortillas!

So I partook in a snack size bag doritos today. It's not normally something I eat, but today it just felt right. To my delight and surprise on the bag said "Now better tasting." As if a bag of cheesy nacho flavored chips could get even "better tasting." I couldn't wait to bust open that bag and try the new flavor that will change my life for the better. To be honest... It kinda tasted about the same to me... fucking Frito Lay god damn liars.