Paluka Polite vs Mannerly Manny

Imagine two of the politest people in the world meeting for the first time. Pleasant to talk to, holds open doors, and all that junk. Now when two people like that run into each other can you guess what happens? It's much like same ends of a magnet they repulse each other. They have long stand offs over who should go through the door first. Slowly waving the other to go by first. They race to the next door to hold it open for the other. They wait patiently for the other to stop speaking. Eventually the two end up in fisticuffs rolling around on the floor. Until one of them is dead. That is the way civil people handle their differences!