40 minutes of I will never see again...

You know how every company has their annoying co-worker or two? We were trying to be all stealthy about going out after work for a few drinks. By quitting time we are trying to cut out early and just go drinking! Lets call him JT saw us packing up and asked directly if we were going out after work. No way to avoid it now other than straight out lying to him we invited him along and JT said he would be there for only a few drinks because he was catching his train still. So a few drinks with someone won't kill you right? Yeah that's what I was thinking as well. His train came and went he decided last minute he was not going to take that train after all. So with him permanently attached to the group he proceeded to try to pick up every cougar in the bar. Unsuccessfully of course... So by the time we had enough drinks he insisted that I drive him home. Of course me being STUPID I say "yes sure why the fuck not" By the way that wasn't the bad part yet. After getting up to leave, we walk right by the men's bathroom. After about 1 block JT starts to tell everyone we pass "he need to piss really bad." Yeah he's classy. Anyway so we get to the car. He pisses all over the side of another car in the lot and we take off. I dropped one co-worker off at her apartment which of course we stopped so JT can use the bathroom again. JT then insisted on meeting her downstairs neighbors and we did reluctantly. After getting back into the car... He fidgeted with every button and lever he could see in my car. He reclined the seat to his liking and then proceeded to ask me every fucking personal question that popped into his head. After he got bored with my 2 word responses he then asked me if I was paying attention to him. After responding to that question with a "eh" he began his telling me about his lovely ex girlfriend who he still loves and wants to get back together with her. He then proceeded to tell me I need to get back with anyone of my random Ex's because I apparently love them all. Oh also in between all of these conversations he was yelling out the window in a Hispanic accent at all the Hispanics walking on the street. Every restaurant we passed he asked if we could stop there to eat. My reply of course was "no I'm not that hungry" in all honesty I was!:) So finally make it to the highway, he begins calling everyone he knows on his cell phone, then after every call he would let me know the status of his battery life on the phone. He called his Exgirlfriend, a few buddies and then went back to telling me I should really be "learning" from him because he knows all." Oh did I forget to mention whenever he referred to himself it was in the third person? Yeah fun times. So by the time we were close to his car he had to really use the bathroom again. Every light we stopped at he would get even more agitated. He then showed me where his awesome white "dodge stealth" was parked. I dropped him off he then asked me if I wanted to go out with his friends "cause JT knows how to have a good time." I politely declined and I got as far away from him as I could. As mind numbing as that was... He has now just wasted 10 minutes of your time.