A very special Christmas Chinese Buffet!

How can you argue with your parents on their choice of restaurants to eat at on Christmas eve? You can't so just dig deep and eat as much as possible so you get sick and spend the rest of Christmas day in the bathroom! Besides hoping everyone gets their Chinese restaurant cliche for Chrstmas eve dinner, I want to wish everyone a happy Hanukka, Merry Christmas, and of course the Quanza bot would want me to forget Quanza. Hope your parents were happy little consumers this year and got you lots of anatomically correct Barby dolls with her size A chest and size 10 clothing. For all of you who wanted a BBgun sitting under the dead or fake pine tree.... You'll shoot your eye kid...

Happy bday Jebus!
(PS. thanks for the nekked Peter Griffith Santa!)

Moni moni...

Yeah I feel alright... I said YEAH! YEAH!

Sorry, ha. My computer has been having trouble. I spent 2 days trying to get it to work and I gave up and ordered a new part. Well turns out I was looking in the wrong spot to fix it. It was the monitor the whole time. So I am stuck. Do i buy a new monitor for 1/3 the cost of a new tv? OR Do I stick it out using my TV as the computer monitor and TV as well. My reaction times might be slower responding to IM's if I do use Tv/monitor at the sametime, but hell who actually talks to me!

There's a Pizza party and you're invited!

So to quote a McDonalds commercial "My celli is blowin up!" I got a random phone call at 7:30 this morning. Some woman was like I just wanted to confirm that my daughter would love to come to my pizza party this weekend. Being a total jerk I didn't interrupt her and tell her she had the wrong number. I let her drone on and on about how much fun her daughter is going to have and if they needed to bring something. I was really tempted to be like yeah can you bring those crab puffs things that she makes that I "LOVE!" but I didn't I let her off the hook and she was so apologetic I felt bad for letting her go on like that. Anyway new cell phone numbers are fun!

I know want to be when I grow up!

I've decided.

Half asleep on the train this morning I had a story come into my head for a children's book! I am not going to mention the details here because the story is so good I know one of you suckers would steal it! It involves a kid who has magical powers and goes to this school for magical learning... Yeah its gona be huge...

I just died a little on the inside...

So it's a Monday morning and I needed a snack. So I stole someone's teenage mutant ninja turtle fruit snacks. They were just sitting on the counter as if everyone could partake. The packaging was intense with action, Leo and doni were all like in action poses with action lines going everywhere. I was thinking to myself, "man this is gona be some awesome fruit snacks I tell you what." So I bust it open and to my disappointment all it turned out to be were these little off color green turtles. No mutant turtles, no elderly ninja, and certainly not teenage mutant ninja turtles. Just plain old green turtles. What a rip off. I have a mind to throw these fake ass turtles in the face of whoever I stole them from. On a smaller side note they were pretty tasty though...

At age one...

So it was my nephew Tyler's birthday yesterday. He was born 12/6/04. Can you believe people are actually born in this century? I mean when people tell you their year they were born in you expect it to be in the early eighties at the very least. So he is one and he's walking and teething and being fussy. Isn't it weird in the animal world one year olds are already on their own and human kids are barely taking their first steps? Anyway! Happy birthday Mr-T I pitty the fool who thinks they can out drool you!

867-5309....

I recently changed phone numbers. I am not going to place it up here because what's the point? No one really reads this. But I was hoping to get "###-1337" number because I'm a tech geek. I wasn't able to get it and I am disappointed. The main reason for changing it is probably something I shouldn't admit, but you know I was going to anyway! While drinking/drunk I have a hard time remember my phone number. The old number was so complicated and really had no repeating numbers or sequence to it. It was plain and simple a terribly groupings of numbers. I almost want to say worst all time phone number you could get, with out it spellin something like 262-5739.(hehe go have fun with that number!:)) Anyway email me if you want the new number.