I just died a little on the inside...

So it's a Monday morning and I needed a snack. So I stole someone's teenage mutant ninja turtle fruit snacks. They were just sitting on the counter as if everyone could partake. The packaging was intense with action, Leo and doni were all like in action poses with action lines going everywhere. I was thinking to myself, "man this is gona be some awesome fruit snacks I tell you what." So I bust it open and to my disappointment all it turned out to be were these little off color green turtles. No mutant turtles, no elderly ninja, and certainly not teenage mutant ninja turtles. Just plain old green turtles. What a rip off. I have a mind to throw these fake ass turtles in the face of whoever I stole them from. On a smaller side note they were pretty tasty though...