Say it isn't so Lisa!

Does everyone have their own reality TV show? Do we really need to see the all the embarrassing moments everyone has but never mentions? Sigh, so Lisa Loeb one of my favorite female "musicians" is now a reality TV star. She's trying to find a husband after dweezle(go figure why that didn't work out) and doing it to every E! Channel watchers pleasure. I heard a rumor that play boy had offered her a lot of money to appear nude on the magazine but she turned it down. I thought that was really classy of her. Now that I saw the episode where she's walking around in a thong underwear I don't quite see why she bothered to turn it down if this is who she really is? Watching one 25 minute episode I guess I can't be to judgmental. Although, she said she had gained 10lbs she looked good. :)

I'm working on a new form of Therapy!

Ok so I guess I can admit to stealing music, but I swear I didn't listen to it. Downloading music that fits your current mood I think is the best thing you can do. It's almost like firemen fighting forest fire by burning some of the dry grassy fields. I came across an old band that I remember from my Highschool days called "Appleseed cast" its been a long while since I've heard anything from them and it is good to hear them again! Mainly a mix of guitar, fun drum beats, and barely audible screaming by the front man! Anyway I think everyone should cater to their mood, unless it is a jump off your building on to my car mood then you should save that gem for a rainier day. Anyway to make a long pointless story short - One cannot live on pop music alone...

Fun times with happy pictures....

I was looking through old pictures today because I wasn't so eager to read some scary work shit! I love how pictures can capture any given moment and bring them back with just a few rays of light. Your hair style, clothing and maybe even some emotional luggage that you may have been towing along have all changed. Isn't it fun to remember how much you loved someone and feel so differently now? Humans are amazing things, we can adapt to harsh realities and survive with just a little more baggage to carry around. My life feels like a song list played on random these days. I am not quite sure why. I might go from Chopin's Nocturne to Hillary Duff's So Yesterday. In the right circumstance they might be the most fitting song you could possibly hear! Well I don't think I have anything more to say other than half finished thoughts. So I am gona post this imcompletely like everything else!

Speaking of life theme music - I am finally shopping for an Ipod. help me out here people ... Video ipod or Nano Ipod?

Attack of the anxiety chipmunk!

I would suspect if anxiety could come in an animal form it would definitely have to be a chipmunk. They are pretty paranoid and jumpy by nature so I think it would definitely fit. Anyway, I've been having bouts of insomnia and I honestly think it's because I am starting a new job in 5 hours. I think I will be fine I just need to get past the first Initial anxiety about what a huge change this is going to be. I think this new employer will be fine and much better than my previous. Anyway I am going to go back to bed and see if can get some sleep! Wish me luck... If I have time I will draw Anxiety chipmunk tomorrow for yall!

Boredom...

I bet boredom is the electricity that runs the light bulbs that shine over peoples heads whenever they get a great idea. I find myself overwhelmingly bored tonight. Instead of watching TV or playing a game I will blog. I feel its a little more productive than the other two don't you think? I haven't been sleeping much even though I've been on a stolen holiday. I met some new unexpected friend in an even more unlikely medium that I am not really use to taking all that serious. It's been nice staying up till the early AM and talking about random things dotted with moments of seriousness. I always thought anonymity is one of the bests ice breakers because you can be yourself with out any real consequences. Anyway cheers to new friends in strange places.

I Don't want to grow up I'm a Toys-r-us kid!

I admit everyone grows up whether they want to or not. I am starting to experience first hand. A lot of my close friends are married, some with children, some with dogs, and some with dust bunnies. Since age really isn't something you can change I never saw the need to rush to do more adult things like orgies, swinging, and bacciball. Well maybe not so much of that kind of adult things(Why doesn't that sort of thing ever happen to me? I love bacciball). A lot of them are starting to do some strange things. Drink a lot less, Host more dinner parties, and multiply. People we need to stop with the madness here! Play more video games and leave your toys out where people can step on them! Just say no to Adulthood!. Well if you want me you all can find me in my room playing with my legos!

Downtime...

So now that I have the rest of the week off I have been lounging round in my underwear and watching TV and chatting. Feels like old times when my old roommate and I were out on our asses looking for jobs. It has a nice wherever the current takes you feel. I will probably plan a down town day maybe look at some new condos and see if I can find one I like. I should try to be at least semi-productive. Of course those who really know me know that nothing well get done. I am glad I have someone helping me look who is super hardcore about it. I think if I end up in anything other than a refridgerator box it will be because of her. Well life has been weird lately. I generally am not an optimist. It's just my nature, but things have been looking up. I'm getting past certain barriers in my life that have always haunted me. I feel good about what I have and what I don't have. Funny usually when the sun goes away for days at a time people have a tendency to get down but I do ok. Maybe I was a mushroom in a previous life. Anyway this mushroom is gona go eat some hot and spicy pork flavored ramen.

The impossible has happened!

Hell has frozen over and I am starting a ice skate rental kiosks. Looks like I have finally found a new job. After about a 6 months of looking I was starting to give up hope. My perspective new employer took longer than expect. Meeting several times and playing phone tag made it a painful process. It doesn't matter how we got here people just matters that we made it! The promise land, the greener grass, where the sidewalk ends...

No more jail time lovin for me...

Recently I got a new Cell number which I have already blogged about in earlier posts. Every couple of days I receive new random phone calls from people and of course I tell them that I now use this number and never call here again. I usually promise some sort of horrible fate. I like to mix it up a bit. You know variety is the spice or whatever. My cell phone had no random phone numbers calling me for a while and I figured it was now over. Now last Saturday I received a phone call from a 800 number. Curious to see who it was I answered it and to my surprize it was a collect call. How many people collect call these days so it has been a while and I was definitely thrown off. Not only was it a collect call, but it was a collect call from the Cook County Jail. Now seeing as most of my friends don't regularly go to jail. Well accept for one but lets not go into that one right now. The odd thing about this call was how chipper the announcing voice was about the "Cook County jail" I mean that's a great place and all but to really put it out there in the "Wheel of Fortune" style theme is a bit much! So this person whoever he is, called me every day for one week. I never answered and when I finally got annoyed I promised myself I would answer it next time and confront this sodomy story waiting to happen. The phone calls stopped. Now I am worried. Did this guy get shanked in the back? I don't think I will ever find out what happened to him...

Average everyday Drug deals between Copper business men...

Hi Bob, How are you. Glad you made it off the plane safely. Any problems?


No, No problems at all John. Accept I eat bags of heroin for living!


Well everyone has a talent Bob. Yours just happens to be swallowing 2 condoms full of heroin at a time.


Well about that. Actually I am having second thoughts. Really John what I wish I was doing was not muling drugs for you anymore. Actually its the part about swallowing condoms that bothers me the most. HA! I am just kidding I love this shit!


Ahhh Bob you had me going there you old dog! I should shoot you in the head right now for that one!


Careful I still have one left inside! Here's your drugs in my brief case.


Wow Bob, that's a sweet looking brief case.


Boy I really should get a new one huh? Maybe I will go over to Costco and see if they have any nice ones there. Yeah, I've decided I am going over to Costco to get a new brief case. Should I go with black? No I am sick of black I think I am going to get a light brown. Yes that is what I am going to do!


Well it's always nice doing business with you Bob. If that last condom passes tonight want to just run it over? Great great... See ya later then!

Here's to kicking ass in 2005

Ok. So my 2005 new years resolution was more blogging and more porn. I can successfully say I've accomplished both! Now that I can say that I am addicted to blogging about porn I think its time to start a new highly addictive habit. Maybe sky writing but on the ground? Maybe start writing about circus carneys and their love affair with peanuts? I think I may have to think about this for a while. But while I am quietly going crazy I would like to everyone to have a great upcoming new year accept the people I hate. You know who you are! yah bastards...