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Friday, January 13, 2006

Average everyday Drug deals between Copper business men...

Hi Bob, How are you. Glad you made it off the plane safely. Any problems?


No, No problems at all John. Accept I eat bags of heroin for living!


Well everyone has a talent Bob. Yours just happens to be swallowing 2 condoms full of heroin at a time.


Well about that. Actually I am having second thoughts. Really John what I wish I was doing was not muling drugs for you anymore. Actually its the part about swallowing condoms that bothers me the most. HA! I am just kidding I love this shit!


Ahhh Bob you had me going there you old dog! I should shoot you in the head right now for that one!


Careful I still have one left inside! Here's your drugs in my brief case.


Wow Bob, that's a sweet looking brief case.


Boy I really should get a new one huh? Maybe I will go over to Costco and see if they have any nice ones there. Yeah, I've decided I am going over to Costco to get a new brief case. Should I go with black? No I am sick of black I think I am going to get a light brown. Yes that is what I am going to do!


Well it's always nice doing business with you Bob. If that last condom passes tonight want to just run it over? Great great... See ya later then!

1 Comments:

Blogger MONOTONE MARY said...

AHAHHAAHAHAHA.
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10:51 PM

 

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