
Hi Bob, How are you. Glad you made it off the plane safely. Any problems?

No, No problems at all John. Accept I eat bags of heroin for living!

Well everyone has a talent Bob. Yours just happens to be swallowing 2 condoms full of heroin at a time.

Well about that. Actually I am having second thoughts. Really John what I wish I was doing was not muling drugs for you anymore. Actually its the part about swallowing condoms that bothers me the most. HA! I am just kidding I love this shit!

Ahhh Bob you had me going there you old dog! I should shoot you in the head right now for that one!

Careful I still have one left inside! Here's your drugs in my brief case.

Wow Bob, that's a sweet looking brief case.

Boy I really should get a new one huh? Maybe I will go over to Costco and see if they have any nice ones there. Yeah, I've decided I am going over to Costco to get a new brief case. Should I go with black? No I am sick of black I think I am going to get a light brown. Yes that is what I am going to do!

Well it's always nice doing business with you Bob. If that last condom passes tonight want to just run it over? Great great... See ya later then!
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