I Don't want to grow up I'm a Toys-r-us kid!

I admit everyone grows up whether they want to or not. I am starting to experience first hand. A lot of my close friends are married, some with children, some with dogs, and some with dust bunnies. Since age really isn't something you can change I never saw the need to rush to do more adult things like orgies, swinging, and bacciball. Well maybe not so much of that kind of adult things(Why doesn't that sort of thing ever happen to me? I love bacciball). A lot of them are starting to do some strange things. Drink a lot less, Host more dinner parties, and multiply. People we need to stop with the madness here! Play more video games and leave your toys out where people can step on them! Just say no to Adulthood!. Well if you want me you all can find me in my room playing with my legos!