Hind sight kicks your ass every time!

I've had a weird day. Started from last night to the end of today. Of course being a little to impulsive I put my foot in my mouth, again. I guess I should think things a little through before I say them. Today working through a problem if i would have stopped to think about a situation before i jumped head first into a pool of the deadliest predator known to man "hungry hungry hippos.' Well of course the old saying hind sight is 20/20. The saying isn't wrong and I guess I am a jackass, but i guess i do have my reasons for acting the way I do. I can't quite explain it in a 2 minute blog so I won't even try. Is there a lesson learned here? Probably not or at least I won't learn it. I didn't become the person I am today based on thinking about what i do 10 seconds before i actual do something. For all of you who actually seen me try to think something through before hand you have all scene how disastrous that can be! Anyway for those effected by my stupidity "sorry."

Double XX Olympics...

So the big games are finally over. Hope everyone got their fill of nationalism in its highest form. When looking for it on TiVo I had a hard time finding it because it started with XX. First thing I thought was wow, has the Olympics falling so far they are resorting to simulated sex and gratuitous nude scenes? Well to my disappointment everyone was fully clothed and no one needed a pizza delivered/plumbing fixed. I mean I guess we have to wait for another 10 years before we get to the full on porn on ice. That is something I definitely need to TiVo...

N.P.A.

Ever see someone doing something in the car they shouldn't be doing? The other night while driving home I saw someone picking their nose. It was at night yes, but it was clear as day. Not only was he picking his nose, but he was actually eating them too. The person in the car with me noticed it and commented on it as well. Really picking your nose in public even if you think no one is looking should never really be done. There is always someone there to see you doing it. I wonder if there's a organization to help people of this bad habit. Like the Nose Pickers anonymous. They could totally help people get over their debilitating nosing picking habits and set them on the road to becoming normal again. They could put them in a halfway house that monitors their nose goblin eating habits. Of course the first step is admitting you have a bugger eating problem. It's a long hard road my friends and if you know anyone who has a "problem" you really should confront them in a open and honest way. Then laugh at them and tell them to pick you a winner!

So much to blog about and so little initiative...

Where to start I am packing because I am moving in a month. Yes I guess that means everything is on track for moving into the place pictured below? You guessed it! I am excited and getting slightly annoyed by how difficult it is to obtain crazy amounts of money from a bank. Strange you would think they would give it out with in bags with the dollar sign on it, but they don't. Stingy bastards. Anyway, I think there is an universal hatred of packing their belongings. So not to rock the boat I am procrastinating packing up the little things. Although I've done a lot and for as little as I actually own it really does pile up. I need some one to do it for me. Any takers? Yeah I thought so. My computer is in pieces I have nothing to do but blog or pack. Can you tell which path I took?

Those pesky Ninja's

You turn your back for 5 seconds, BAM! Your whole family is dead. This is why Kungfu lessons are so important. Go ahead and ignore my warning and not train in the ancient art of fighting and self defense. Just when you think it's ninja free, BOOM Dead family. Just take this poor sucker here. I offered him lessons, but he didn't listen to me. Now that all the ninjas killed his family and stole crumpled dollar bills he's sure sorry he didn't take my 9 lesson course. Take a good look at this man. Some day this will be you to if you do not sign up for my class. Cash only please and feel free to bring fruit snacks.

Soon to be new home... maybe

Meet Penny she enjoys holahooping, Jump rope, and pick up sticks. She will eat your soul like this piece cake.

Everything a growing boy needs. Of course there is a one out of ten chance you will be possessed by the devil. But they sure are good beans!

The Hub and the Bub

Day one with Tivo. I think I honestly see why people love this thing. I've watched a few show that I recorded and actually slept last night. Isn't that a weird concept? Anyway definitely see the usefulness.

Currently watching:
#1 single.
Good eats
Futurama

Impulsive impulse

I finally broke down and bought 1 of 2 major items I've been skirting for the past year. I got the little TV with legs, Yes I got a TiVo. So far it's ok. My little TiVo angel sitting on my right shoulder has assured me it will change my life for the better. Well at least for the better part of the days where I go nothing else to do. So far it has been pretty easy to use and setup. I recorded a bit of the U2/Blige duet from the grammy's. Pretty safe to say I deleted it soon after. I did not want that to be my first TiVo memory. Anyway with Number 1 single and Good eats safely placed on my season pass recorder thingy I can honestly say I feel better about not watching tv. Which makes no sense because I will be watching it later on. Go figure..

Fast food hell!

You know I really feel bad for those stuck in Fast food jobs. I understand most of them are pretty temporary and can be easily quit with out thought or hesitation. Working lets say working for K.F.C. is pretty bad in itself. Now working a K.F.C. that's also a Long johns silvers? Damn that's what I call fry cook hell. Not only do you have to fry up some nasty chicken, but fish as well! If you believe in karma these people probably did something really bad in a previous life, like eat babies or drive on the left hand side. Anyway cheer up kids, at least you know you can only go up from here!

Nurse Strangelove

When the love between chicken and girl transcend the boundaries of life and death. Just goes to show how far people are willing to go to save a loved one. How come really strange things happen in Arkansas? Looks like its dirt and tree bark again for supper....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/08/chicken.ap/index.html

What's this hole thing about.....

On the way home today I saw some one digging a hole with heavy machinery. I didn't think much of it other than the fact that it had 1 guy operating the machine and about 7 guys just looking into the hole. Ever notice when you see a hole in the ground, wall, your head, you just have to stop and look in it? Maybe it's something that humans are drawn to. I am not quite sure, but hell if a hole isn't damn fucking interesting to look down.

odd nights and even mornings...

hmmm I think i might have helped break something this week. One of those situations where if your the last to touch it then your the one to be blamed? I definately think it was one of those times, but i guess i can take responsiblities for ruining someones life... maybe

Sleepy conversations...

I haven't had many late night conversation since I've started working full time. It's also been a while since I've fallen asleep on someone. It is an odd feeling to wake up and having someone just being there on the other end. Anyway I think a sleepy following day is worth it.