Just leave me here to die...

So I've had a pretty rough work week and I still have 2 more days to go. I went by ikea today thinking it might be fun and I can pick up something nice for my condo. For those of you fortunate enough to be blessed by the Swedish god of furniture you have a giant store full of put it together yourself goodness. Now not only is ikea inexpensive but its universally excepted as renters best hope of affordable and pretty much disposable furniture. Now much like logan's run, the blinking light implanted in your hand tells you are now of age and cannot be allowed to go on any further. As friend pointed out to me now that I am in a permanent habitat why am I even there trying to belong. I guess I have to bite the bullet and buy real furniture. I guess that's ok. Everyone has to go through the transition, but hell a dining table, a king size bed and sprawling couch that fits 20 for only $4.38 is hard to pass up. Those crazy Swedes! Give them tiny Allen wrenches and they can build anything!

Sidewalks are for hookers and unwanted Christian literature

The other day I saw a pretty big mass of high school hippies equipped with a guitar and everything. I think someone needs to tested these kids the acronym that the 70s are dead man!(TSADM) Has a nice ring to it doesn't it? Anyway I just found it funny the location chosen wasn't some where in the park but one of the most touristy spots in Chicago. Maybe it's just a matter of everyone wants to belong, even if it is to a smelly group of pot smoking, unwashed hair, sandle wearing, hacky sack playing, save the earth, ultimate frizbee , kumbaya my lord singing tree huggers!

Easter Vs. Zombies...

Ok this might sound a little sacrilegious, but when I think about Easter I think about the undead rising from their graves to hunt for Easter eggs. I mean what would Jesus do? Totally eat those chocolate eggs filled with cream right!?! I mean what kind of Easter day event is this if their aren't egg eating zombies about? Besides those guys know how to serious kick some butt in the tea-spoon egg contest. Zombies practically invented the game. Really the only people who suffer are the little kids who get eaten when they are mistaken for a painted eggs...

Fashionably early!

My brother had his second child recently. She was a few weeks early and from what I told is perfectly fine. She came out with a full head of hair and ruby red lips. Now I am not saying that this is something to expect down the road, but I am curious to see how she turns out! Her name is Madison and I assumed she's named after our famous little 4th president James Madison. The only thing I am really worried about at the moment is that since she is a Californian she is going to inevitably date the floppy haired geeky tall skinny white dude that all Asian girls seem to date in California. I think someone passed some law that every geeky white kid in California is issues a cute Asian girl to be his girlfriend. Another reason to hate boys from California! Woot!

Start umm young!

I went to a birthday party today. We had pizza and lady bug cake with red and brown frosting. I had a lots of fun. It was very nice. The birthday girl was very pretty.

haha sorry! I got a few things for the little 1 year old terror. A CD with cute singing farm animals and a cute panda bear. I figured get her something a little Asian to give her some culture. She took one look at the bear and almost started to cry. Hopefully she won't take one look at Asian boys and start to cry! I like to think I am teaching tolerance and kicking off some crazy yellow fever down the road. One kid at a time...

Breaks are for fine china and Europeans...

I guess it's my duty to protest the lack of updates on Miss Lengli's blog. We are now on day 10 of this horrific dry spell. Only time will tell when she will put a couple of zeros and ones in our tiny little thing we in the "biz" call the internet. Do you really want to know the truth? I will tell you everything! If you put together every 4th and 21st letter it will string together a secret message telling everyone to drink more ovaltine! You will also need the red strip that came with all the old transformer action figures....

The Food chain

Every living thing is apart of the food chain. One thing eats another thing and a bigger thing eats that thing. Now there are some people that thing they are above what mother nature has intended for us. These people require their own bracket that basically has only 1 creature in there, Itself. So really the only thing it can eat is themselves. In some bizzar circus freek show sort of way it can actually sustain itself by eating its ever growing self. I guess a lot of hot air/bullshit really does take you a long way. The best way to describe a person like that was actually not thought of by me and i really wish i could take credit for it. The person said "There really is no way to make (it) happy. There is only levels of unhappiness they are willing to settle for."