Easter Vs. Zombies...

Ok this might sound a little sacrilegious, but when I think about Easter I think about the undead rising from their graves to hunt for Easter eggs. I mean what would Jesus do? Totally eat those chocolate eggs filled with cream right!?! I mean what kind of Easter day event is this if their aren't egg eating zombies about? Besides those guys know how to serious kick some butt in the tea-spoon egg contest. Zombies practically invented the game. Really the only people who suffer are the little kids who get eaten when they are mistaken for a painted eggs...