Make it a lil more obvious...

I got a parking ticket this last month. I wasn't parked illegally and it wasn't a street cleaning day. I left for work that day and the city posted fliers on my street the same day they were doing work. Then ticketed me for not moving. That's not the best part of this fun little extortion act. The best part is parking ticket online. The fucking website is cityofchicago.org/revenue. Fucking bastards! Could you at least make it cityofchicago.org/bendovermotherfucker or cityofchicago.org/doingyoudryuptheassbitch. Maybe even cityofchicago.org/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. At least it wouldn't be so obvious your ripping people off.