Listen we need to talk...

Over the past years since the Ipod has been out it went from "The underground I had the tshirt before they became popular kid." to the "wannabee the underground kid" to the "what color is your Ipod kid" to the "my 45 year old mom has a pink and a gold one depending on her outfit kid." At this point I am done with apple. They make shitty computers and now that they have pretty much hit every possible target market accept the elderly, but I may eat my words on this one because the Ipod emergency alert device is going to be HOT! Comes in Oxygen tank silver, Mothball white, and Liverspot black.

At this point I am ready to walk away. Call it quits with the thought of even owning one. She's not for me, her jog wheel has been around the block a few to many times if you know what I mean. Besides do you really want halfsy Ipod babies....