Section 3:Importing your Asian bride

Now that you have chosen your bride and exchanged vows the next step is to import your Chinese bride.

3:1 Shipping and handling.

Now first thing you want to remember is to always poke holes in the box you are shipping her in. (The results of skipping this step is varied but you may have to start over from the beginning. )

3:2 Knowing your Bride and options.

After filling out which options you wanted in section 2 please check all options thoroughly. The warranty is voided if any part is broken or removed. (30 day limited warranty) Your bride comes fully assembled. (Please contact support if any parts are missing.) Please register your bride by filling out the Registration card or by going to our website.

3:3 Billing and Taxes.

You will receive your bill in the mail within the first 2 weeks of arrive of your bride. Please be sure to pay within the 7 days or contract is forfeit.(Please save all included packaging this included wedding ring and accessories such as pets and the pink corvette) Please fill out all taxes forms in triplicate if "bride-to-be" is going to be used as tax shelter. (Please skip step if this does not apply)

3:4 Trouble shooting.

Please refer to the back of the manual for trouble shooting any known issues with your bride(IE: morning breath, split ends, chipped finger nails.)

3:5 Refunds.

THERE ARE NO REFUNDS.

PS: Congrats to the Allan and Joliet! Welcome to the family:)