Now boarding...

How fair is it for me to be leaving chicago for a mini vacation to cali to only arrive to the same weather? Doesn't seem right. I am sure it will be cold and raining when I get there. At least if you hope for the worst anything else looks good by compairison!

Laws of attraction.

How great would it be if the laws of science applied to human relationships. When looking for a mate most people look for attractiveness, intelligence, humor, athleticism, or plain old money. Well if I had it my way the laws of attraction for people would be the same as the would be in the scientific world. Your mass directly effects how attractive you are. So the larger you are the more gravitational pull you have and people will just fall into you. Basically the skinnier ones would go first because they have less mass and would just get gobbled up like a decaying satellite. The real magic would begin only when to large masses get to close to one another. Would they make some singularly massive couple? Would they have some sort of elliptical orbit around each other where their gravity would shift from time to time? I guess if we were to apply this to real world it would be like a Angelina to Brad or a Elvis to a fried peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwich.

Bless their Deformed little heart

I was watching a comic the other day and one of his bits was how his wife was from the south. She would say the most awful things about a person and would make up for it by saying "bless their heart." Since then if I saw something different or odd I would think to myself "Wow look at that mullet wearing, old style drinking, stained sleeveless tshirt redneck! Bless his heart" and I would feel instantly feel better about being a elitist. That's the lesson today I think you should all go out and make fun of something you shouldn't but add the bless their heart on the end and everything is right as rain.

Dawgy or Katty

I've been reading a blog by a brilliant woman with two kids and a famous little dag. His name is mouse and he use to blog pretty regularly over at Savemouse. It's in a form of phonetic writing that only some people can read right away. I guess I am so speech>word focused that it just came natural. Give that blog a shot it is so worth the time to even read back through the old posts!

Well to the real point of this post! I am trying to decide whether to get a dog or a cat. I like both and they each have their own strong/negative points. I like cats easy to manage but most of the time they just aren't as fun as dogs. I've been thinking about rescuing a Greyhound. They are so cool looking and super lazy just like me. I only run for mechanical bunnies as well. As far as being responsible for an animal? Not so much... But to my defense I am a slacker. Anyway I think I should just get a girlfriend with a dog. Any ladies out there looking for a guy who is going to use you for your dog?

Ok Bitches

So it looks like I am officially the home of Baz. I posted once about it and I think I get more hits because of that one post than all my other ones combined x2. Anyway I am just acknowledging this because everything I look all I get are hits from the UK looking for Baz's song.

Anyway rant ended. I haven't posted in a while Sorry! I've been doing the same, seeing some funny things to actually blog about but as fast as they come they go even faster. So I will try a little harder catching them all in short hand notes and maybe I will just scan the images and piece them together like some odd illiterate photo blog.