Laws of attraction.

How great would it be if the laws of science applied to human relationships. When looking for a mate most people look for attractiveness, intelligence, humor, athleticism, or plain old money. Well if I had it my way the laws of attraction for people would be the same as the would be in the scientific world. Your mass directly effects how attractive you are. So the larger you are the more gravitational pull you have and people will just fall into you. Basically the skinnier ones would go first because they have less mass and would just get gobbled up like a decaying satellite. The real magic would begin only when to large masses get to close to one another. Would they make some singularly massive couple? Would they have some sort of elliptical orbit around each other where their gravity would shift from time to time? I guess if we were to apply this to real world it would be like a Angelina to Brad or a Elvis to a fried peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwich.