Those pesky Ninja's

You turn your back for 5 seconds, BAM! Your whole family is dead. This is why Kungfu lessons are so important. Go ahead and ignore my warning and not train in the ancient art of fighting and self defense. Just when you think it's ninja free, BOOM Dead family. Just take this poor sucker here. I offered him lessons, but he didn't listen to me. Now that all the ninjas killed his family and stole crumpled dollar bills he's sure sorry he didn't take my 9 lesson course. Take a good look at this man. Some day this will be you to if you do not sign up for my class. Cash only please and feel free to bring fruit snacks.