Fashionably early!

My brother had his second child recently. She was a few weeks early and from what I told is perfectly fine. She came out with a full head of hair and ruby red lips. Now I am not saying that this is something to expect down the road, but I am curious to see how she turns out! Her name is Madison and I assumed she's named after our famous little 4th president James Madison. The only thing I am really worried about at the moment is that since she is a Californian she is going to inevitably date the floppy haired geeky tall skinny white dude that all Asian girls seem to date in California. I think someone passed some law that every geeky white kid in California is issues a cute Asian girl to be his girlfriend. Another reason to hate boys from California! Woot!