I was just propositioned by George Lucas on the corner of Ashland and Marquette...

I just bought the Star wars III odor eater yoda scented packs! I love the oder eating force activated charcoal crystals that just mind choke the fuck out of bad smells! Have you ever been mind choked by a force activated charcole crystal? Clearly its forcetastic! It also comes with a special Starwars WB teen drama cast interview! Dawson struggles with the dark side as he comes to grips with his lightsaber erectile dysfunction disorder(he just cant get it up). Pacy is having an affair with an older clone of himself. Joey learns the value of friendship from a wookie named Bob. Jen is desperately looking for a good smuggler to make it to prom on time, but develops feelings for the lowly scoundrel! Will her half built droid boyfriend find out!? Tune in Wednesday at 9EST(8CST)